Yet another poorly-sourced work of speculative fiction from WorldNetDaily...
--For those of you unable to discern sarcasm in its written form, allow me to official state that yes, the preceding sentence was in fact sarcasm.


North Korea Threatens U.S. With Nuke Missile
Official says Pyongyang will fire weapon unless Washington acts to resolve standoff

The unnamed North Korean official who issued the threat said the intent is to bring Washington to the negotiating table.

"We hope the situation will be resolved before an unfortunate incident of us firing a nuclear missile comes," the official said yesterday. "That depends on how the U.S. will act."

Okay, let me get this straight... If NKorea launches a nuclear tipped missle at the U.S., it will be the U.S.'s fault for not buying Kim Jong Il a new rattle? How does one negotiate with children-- Insane children at that? Perhaps we should spike the drinking water with Ritalin. Or better yet, Prozac. Then march in with a quarter million troops and spank their naughty behinds! Better yet, no T.V., and no playstation for a month! Oh, and no dinner for you tonight, bub!

"The nuclear test is an expression of our intention to face the United States across the negotiating table," official said. "What we want is security of the (North), including guaranteeing our system."

Ahhhh.
So there it is. They're afraid of regime change, and obviously have been for quite some time. They're insecure bullies with a bat big enough that they now feel they can come to the negotiating table with the proper respect due them.

...the North Korean official said that Pyongyang was willing to return to the negotiating table and quit its nuclear program if the U.S. takes "corresponding measures."

They'll abandon nukes if we will? Well, they may be several brinks shy of a load, but they have balls the size of Montana.

This is what we're up against gentlemen. Negotiate with that all you like. Me? I'm stockpiling water, MRE's, and buying a hand gun. I've never owned a gun before, but there're plenty of shooting ranges here... I can learn.


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Said one mouse to another...

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"The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!"